美剧《极品老妈》第七季第十集Part37-中英文对照台词剧本

柺杖糖派太好吃了
Candy cane pie is so good.
我希望他们每天都做
I wish they served it all year round.
我认为我们这么喜欢柺杖糖
I think the reason we love candy canes so much is
是因为吃的时候感觉就像
because they give you the same feeling
在牙龈上抹可卡因
as rubbing coke on your gums.
确实有点像
It kind of does.
而且我不会凌晨三点拿着吸尘器裸体清扫
And I won"t be up vacuuming naked at 3:00 in the morning.
我知道我圣诞节想要什么
I know what I want for Christmas.
玛乔丽吸可卡因的录像
A videotape of Marjorie on cocaine.
那年代没有录像
Well, there wouldn"t be videos.
都是刻在洞穴石壁上的
It"d be chiseled on a cave wall.
你们圣诞前夜做什么
What are you guys doing on Christmas Eve?
有人想来跟我和我的教堂小组唱颂歌吗
Anyone want to come caroling with me and my church group?
不要不要不要
No, no-no, no, no-no, no-no.