美剧《燃情克利夫兰》第六季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(4)

没 我得先跟鲍勃和米奇说
No, I have to break the news to Bob and Mitch first.
-我至少该做到这一点 -你打算怎么跟米奇说
- I owe them that. - How are you gonna tell Mitch?
我已经计划好了
Oh, I have it all planned out
那样就算分开了 也依然是朋友
so we part as friends.
我会穿上黑裙子 这样看起来我很抱歉
I go over in my black dress that makes me look sorry
但依然性感
but in a hot way.
我会列举他的优点
I reference his best qualities:
他帅气 宽容
He"s handsome, kind,
帅气
handsome.
我们吻别后 他要求 不 是坚持
We kiss farewell and he asks-- no, insists
我们依然做好朋友
that we remain good friends.
是米奇
It"s Mitch.
喂
Hello.
什么叫"我们永远做不成朋友了"
What do you mean, we"ll never be friends?
你是怎么...
How did you--
他在客厅装了窃听器
He bugged the living room.
你是私家侦探 我想这很正常
Well, you"re a detective, I suppose that"s normal.
摄像头也有啊
Cameras, too?
好了 我想我找出了最后一个
Okay, I think I found the last one.
说来真好笑
You know, it"s funny.
我之前根本不知道这些摄像头的存在
I had no idea those cameras were there,