美剧《燃情克利夫兰》第三季第一集Part412-中英文对照台词剧本(6)

《燃情克利夫兰》
第三季 第一集
为什么我的咖啡杯是空的
Why is my coffee mug empty?
今天可是醉意周二 赶紧倒酒
It"s tipsy Tuesday. Wine me, people.
-很好 -主啊
- Good. - Dear lord,
如果你今天不能让我超赞
if you can"t make me great today,
求你让别人变得更糟吧
please make the others terrible.
维多利亚最好表现好点
Victoria had better be good.
她昨晚一直让我陪她练习接受采访
She kept me up all night practice interviewing her.
结婚刚两天 你就变成夫管严了啊
Married two days, and you"re already whipped.
顺便说句 我知道制作人
By the by, I understand that the producers
想要加入第四个主持人
are looking to add a fourth co-host,
不是我自卖自夸
And not to toot my own horn,
但还得夸啊
but...beep beep!
我有个很受欢迎的地方台节目
I have a wildly popular local show--
《你好啊 俄亥俄》
Oh, Hi! Ohio!
其实 我可谓是
In fact, I"m sort of the...
中东部的奥普拉
Oprah of the middle east.
俄亥俄州不是在中西部吗
I thought Ohio was in the midwest.
你想成另一个俄州了吧
I think you"re thinking of a different Ohio.
抱歉亲 制片人要的是拉拉主持人
Sorry, hon, but the producers are looking for a gay one.