美剧《燃情克利夫兰》第一季第一集Part96-中英文对照台词剧本(5)

You"re the kindest, most loving person in the world.
我希望坠机 他们两个都死翘翘
I hope the plane crashes and kills them both.
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Make it stop!
这不是她诅咒的
She didn"t cause this!
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Make it stop!
我是机长瑞德
This is Captain Reid speaking.
所有乘客及机组人员
All passengers and flight attendants,
请回到座位上 扣好安全带
please take your seats and fasten your seat belts.
我就知道会有这倒霉事
I knew something like this would happen.
巨星都是坠机死的
All the great ones go down in planes.
我们已获批准紧急降落
We"ve been cleared for an emergency landing.
请保持镇定
Please remain calm.
上帝啊
My God!
我只关心事业成功
All I cared about was being successful,
现在我要死了 我还没嫁过呢
and now I"m gonna die and I never got married
也没孩子
or had children!
我还从没拿过日间艾美奖
And I never won a daytime Emmy!
有一季我勇敢地与蜱虫病抗争都没选上
Not even the season I so courageously battled Lyme disease!
我都没有任性地胡闹过
And I"ve never done anything impulsive
唯一一次冲动地上了飞机 瞧瞧我的下场
except get on this plane and look where that got me!