美剧《燃情克利夫兰》第一季第一集Part96-中英文对照台词剧本(4)

真是意外啊
What a surprise.
你才是充满意外的那个 去欧洲旅游
You"re the one full of surprises. Traveling to Europe,
看着小说
reading fiction,
喝着汽水
and drinking club soda?
是啊 你那个工作狂酒鬼老公去哪里了
I know. Where"s your workaholic drunk of a husband, huh?
我跟他正在办离婚 但你...
Well, I"m divorcing him, but you--
你好 我是金姆
Hi, I"m Kim.
你好 金姆
Hi...Kim.
我连个约会都还没捞着
I haven"t even gone on a date yet
而他已经带未婚妻去巴黎
and he"s taking his fiancee to Paris.
她好年轻
And she"s so young.
只有我的一半年纪
She"s half my age.
亲爱的 那也算不上有多年轻
Well, darling, that really isn"t that young.
我的假年纪
My fake age.
老天 那是未成年啊
Oh, my God. She"s a child.
我建议我们宰了他 让他未成年的小贱人看着
I say we kill him and make his underage whore watch.
听我说 我知道这有多痛苦
Listen, I know how painful this is,
但可能这是你开始新人生的好机会
but maybe--maybe this is your chance to finally move on.
梅梅 那个男人根本配不上你
Oh, Mel, you deserve so much better.
没错
She"s right.
你是世界上最温柔最可爱的人