老友记是第1季第1集——中英对照台词(17)

遇到我之前他已有两年无法过性生活
Of course it was a line!
显然他是骗你的
Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?
为什么为什么会有人那样做
I assume we"re looking for an answer more sophisticated
我想你是想让我们拿出一个
than "to get you into bed".
比"想和你上床"更为复杂的回答
Is it me?
问题出在我身上
Is it like I have some sort of beacon
难道我身上带着某种味儿
that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
只有狗和有严重情感问题的男人才会发觉吗
All right, c"mere, gimme your feet.
好啦过来把你的脚给我
I just thought he was nice, y"know?
我只是以为他是个好男人
I can"t believe you didn"t know it was a line!
我真不相信你不知道那是个谎言
- Guess what? - You got a job?
-猜猜怎么了 -你找到工作了
Are you kidding? I"m trained for nothing!
开玩笑吗我什么都不会
I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
今天十二个面试我都是被嘲笑轰出来的
And yet you"re surprisingly upbeat.
不过你却异常兴奋
You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale,
如果你遇见"约翰&大卫"的皮靴打五折
fifty percent off!