美剧《布里奇顿（2020）》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(5)

"Of all bitches dead or alive,
"会写作的女人最像疯狗"
a scribbling woman is the most canine."
微声到夫人社交小报
如果这是真的
If that should be true,
那么 笔者很愿意向你们展示我的獠牙
then this author would like to show you her teeth.
我的名字是微声到夫人
My name is Lady Whistledown.
微声到夫人社交小报
你们不认识我 请放心 你们本来就不该认识
You do not know me, and rest assured, you never shall.
但是事先提醒你们 亲爱的读者
But be forewarned, dear reader,
我绝对认识你们
I certainly know you.
你真是闪闪发光 姐姐
You absolutely sparkled, sister.
快别说了 我不过是傻笑着
Come, now. I merely simpered
和其他人一样穿着漂亮裙子迈着碎步罢了
and minced in a pretty dress like everyone else.
也不是和其他人一样
Not exactly like everyone else.
我应该去探望佩妮洛普了
Oh, I shall need to go and visit with Penelope.
她的出场绝对称不上
Her presentation was anything
女王怎么评价你的来着
but what was it the queen called you again?
完美无瑕
Flawless,
或者类似这种的
or some such thing.
相信我 女王陛下这么评价的时候 我惊呆了
Trust I was astonished Her Majesty offered me,