美剧《马赛克》第一季第一集Part1-中英文对照台词剧本(4)

大家好吗
Hello, everyone. How"s it going?
现在是一年一度的资金筹集会
Okay, so this is the part of the annual fundraiser
主人开场发言时间
where the host gives an intro talk.
这个时候我会说一些
And this would be the part of the talk
带梗的或者好笑的内容
where I would say something punchy or comical
打破紧张局面
to break up the tension.
所以想象下这就是那好笑的内容
So imagine that this is that.
我和奥利维亚·雷克一起长大
I grew up with Olivia Lake.
不仅仅是像你们那样看着她的书长大
Not just like you all did reading her book,
我是真的在她家上面那小山上长大
but I-- I literally grew up up the hill from her.
我过去常常在她家停车场骑小三轮车
I used to ride my Big Wheel in her parking lot,
就在那下面
which is right down there.
她就像是我的代孕母亲
She"s like a surrogate mom to me.
我还能说些奥利维亚·雷克的什么呢
So, what else can I say about Olivia Lake
她让我说的我好像都说了
that she hasn"t already told me to say?
等等 见鬼 奥利维亚·雷克
Wait, shoot. "...about Olivia Lake
她让我说的我好像都说了
that she hasn"t already told me to say?"